10 Reasons Why CROATIANS Can't Be Terrorists

Time to get to know the Culture!

10. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.

9. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights. (Croatians are in their own time zone)

8. Pretty people on the plane distract us. (anything distracts us)

7. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. (cursing everyone who is not Croatian)

6. Food and drinks were on the plane. (We would be dancing kolo or singing GANGE because we only drink rakija & Spek) and roast pig might take a bit longer to roast at 40000 feet. (mind you we eat anything) of course we would pack our own meals.

5. We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down.

4. We would all want to fly the plane.

3. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.!!!!!!!!! (and fight the entire time) cursing each other's relatives back 700 generations.

2. We would have put the CROATIAN flag on the windshield. (and have to paint the entire plane red, white and blue of course not leaving out the checkers)...

1. We would have told everyone a week before doing it. (and asking them to watch and tape the news brief for us)

Therefore we would not be good terrorists.